Buttons- Humorous



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TGB126 Please don't make me SLAP YOU!
TGB138 Are our knuckles dragging again?
TGB155 Visualize Whirled Peas
TGB193 I refuse to believe that YOU are the product of 2 million years of natural selection!
TGB194 YOU! Out Of The Gene Pool
TGB204 Don't Nuke The Unborn Baby Gay Whales For Jesus!
TGB205 Practice Random Kindness And Sensless Acts Of Beauty
TGB213 Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt!
TGB214 NEVER trust a person who doesn't like chocolate
TGB215 and on the seventh day, God created chocolate
TGB217 You see things and say 'why?' I dream things that never were and say 'why not?'
TGB321 Ever notice how radical ideas that threaten institutions become institutions which supress radical ideas that threaten institutions?
TGB322 HELP ME! You Produced A Thought
TGB323 The true announcement of discovery is not Eureka it's Gee, that's funny
TGB462 I can't change the past, but the future is mine to play with
TGB-PS102 Caution I brake for bookstores
TGB-PS108 God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference
TGB-PS109 Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle & Terrorist Society
TGB-PS111 Once you have pulled the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend
TGB-PS112 Practice Safe Government - Use Kingdoms
TGB-PS114 The way to a man s heart is through his stomach and up!
TGB-PS116 Why am I the only person on this planet who knows how to drive?
TGB-PS118 And God said (Maxwell s equations)... and then there was light
TGB-PS125 I read banned books
TGB-PS129 They got the library at Alexandria, they re not getting mine!
TGB-PS132 They ll take my book away from me when they pry my cold stiff fingers off the binding
TGB-PS137 Did you get up this morning and decide, today I m going to ruin a man s life?
TGB-PS138 Psychoamazon Warbitch from Hell with an attitude
TGB-PS139 Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine
TGB-PS143 Psychiatrists say one in four people is crazy. Check three friends, if they re OK, you re it!
TGB-PS145 Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together
TGB-PS147 Some people have children to buy toys. I feel it s cheaper & more dignified to cut out the middleman and buy toys for myself
TGB-PS149 I m not obnoxious - I m tact challenged
TGB-PS151 I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence - there s one called brightness but it doesn t work!
TGB-PS152 If the universe is expanding, why the Hell can t I find a parking space?
TGB-PS170 Manure Occureth
TGB-PS196 Life s a die and the you bitch
TGB-PS197 Life s a bitch and so am I
TGB-PS199 Oh no, not another learning experience
TGB-PS201 She who dies with the most fabric wins
TGB-PS221 Eliminate traffic congestion. Legalize vehicular weaponry
TGB-PS223 Caution! Weird Load
TGB-PS226 Don't try to outweird me, I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal
TGB-PS233 I want to be Barbie. The bitch has everything!
TGB-PS236 Warning! Driver is blonde and will change her mind without notice
TGB-PS244 Warning! I drive like you do
TGB-PS254 Anything which does not kill me had better do enough damage to keep me from firing back!
TGB-PS257 I don t know. I don t care. That s why they put me in charge.
TGB-PS265 Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did: Only backwards and in high heels
TGB-PS272 Better living through Chemistry Theobromine (Chocolate molecule)
TGB-PS273 ...And on the First Night God said (Caffeine molecule) And there was coffee
TGB-PS276 I ll listen to reason when it comes out on Compact Disk
TGB-PS279 This is your brain (Small Brain) THIS is MY brain (Large Brain) ANY QUESTIONS!
TGB-PS283 Happy Happy Joy Joy
TGB-PS295 I was seduced by the CHOCOLATE side of the Force
TGB-PS234 Dyslexics have more fnu
TGB-PS336 186,000 miles/second It s not just a good idea, it's the Law


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