Bumper Stickers- Humorous



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TGS126 Please don't make me SLAP YOU!
TGS138 Are our knuckles dragging again?
TGS155 Visualize Whirled Peas
TGS193 I refuse to believe that YOU are the product of 2 million years of natural selection!
TGS194 YOU! Out Of The Gene Pool
TGS204 Don't Nuke The Unborn Baby Gay Whales For Jesus!
TGS205 Practice Random Kindness And Sensless Acts Of Beauty
TGS213 Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt!
TGS214 NEVER trust a person who doesn't like chocolate
TGS215 and on the seventh day, God created chocolate
TGS217 You see things and say 'why?' I dream things that never were and say 'why not?'
TGS321 Ever notice how radical ideas that threaten institutions become institutions which supress radical ideas that threaten institutions?
TGS322 HELP ME! You Produced A Thought
TGS323 The true announcement of discovery is not Eureka it's Gee, that's funny
TGS462 I can't change the past, but the future is mine to play with
PS102 Caution I brake for bookstores
PS108 God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference
PS109 Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle & Terrorist Society
PS111 Once you have pulled the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend
PS112 Practice Safe Government - Use Kingdoms
PS114 The way to a man s heart is through his stomach and up!
PS116 Why am I the only person on this planet who knows how to drive?
PS118 And God said (Maxwell s equations)... and then there was light
PS125 I read banned books
PS129 They got the library at Alexandria, they re not getting mine!
PS132 They ll take my book away from me when they pry my cold stiff fingers off the binding
PS137 Did you get up this morning and decide, today I m going to ruin a man s life?
PS138 Psychoamazon Warbitch from Hell with an attitude
PS139 Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine
PS143 Psychiatrists say one in four people is crazy. Check three friends, if they re OK, you re it!
PS145 Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together
PS147 Some people have children to buy toys. I feel it s cheaper & more dignified to cut out the middleman and buy toys for myself
PS149 I m not obnoxious - I m tact challenged
PS151 I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence - there s one called brightness but it doesn t work!
PS152 If the universe is expanding, why the Hell can t I find a parking space?
PS170 Manure Occureth
PS196 Life s a die and the you bitch
PS197 Life s a bitch and so am I
PS199 Oh no, not another learning experience
PS201 She who dies with the most fabric wins
PS221 Eliminate traffic congestion. Legalize vehicular weaponry
PS223 Caution! Weird Load
PS226 Don't try to outweird me, I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal
PS233 I want to be Barbie. The bitch has everything!
PS236 Warning! Driver is blonde and will change her mind without notice
PS244 Warning! I drive like you do
PS254 Anything which does not kill me had better do enough damage to keep me from firing back!
PS257 I don t know. I don t care. That s why they put me in charge.
PS265 Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did: Only backwards and in high heels
PS272 Better living through Chemistry Theobromine (Chocolate molecule)
PS273 ...And on the First Night God said (Caffeine molecule) And there was coffee
PS276 I ll listen to reason when it comes out on Compact Disk
PS279 This is your brain (Small Brain) THIS is MY brain (Large Brain) ANY QUESTIONS!
PS283 Happy Happy Joy Joy
PS295 I was seduced by the CHOCOLATE side of the Force
PS234 Dyslexics have more fnu
PS336 186,000 miles/second It s not just a good idea, it's the Law


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